I am so happy that you have come here..
This is a very special place here in the
Realm. It is a place where fae of all kinds
come looking for a safe and beautiful
place to live.
They are looking to retire or maybe, just
maybe look for a human to adopt..
(Pst-st-st) you see they like to think of them
adopting us, not we owning them.. Trust me
when I say that it is better to go along with them
on this.. We will cover "Fairy Pinches" later!
One Word! ~ "OUCH" ...
So this special Realm is called..
"Fairy Adoption Realm!"
Now you may not realize that fairies like
humans come in all shapes and sizes,
different backgrounds different things that
our maker set for them to do. Their purpose!
You see it is my belief that the Lord needed
a wee bit of help in keeping all the things
that he made for us beautiful and functioning.
Now the wee ones are just right for these tasks.
Making sure that the flowers are the brightest
colors, their fragrance deep and rich and
pleasant to the nose. Remember the saying.
"Take Time To Smell The Roses!"
It is their job that the fragrance is perfect.
Our butterflies brilliant in their color and
grace. The correct amont of morning
dew, and after the rains sprinkle all
living things with a boost of growth.
Please bear with me while explain
something to you all. Before we get
to the heart of this part of the Realm..
Why I like Fairies
For those of you who are disappointed
that I added these pages to my site
because of religious convictions.
I would like you to know that I
think of fairies, unicorns, and
mermaids as "imaginary" creatures,
just as Cinderella, Peter Pan,
Pinocchio, Snow White, Mickey Mouse,
Santa Claus, Jack Frost, Leprechauns,
the Tooth Fairy, and the many other
imaginary characters most of us have
come to love from childhood.
I am a Christian and have deep
faith in God and all His miracles.
But I don't think any of us are beyond
using our imaginations to escape to a
fun and Childhood belief in the Fantasy
of wee little creatures.
Especially when their only goal
and purpose is to make us humans smile,
and the possiblity of an occassional chuckle.
Fairy tales have nothing to do with religion
they are simply "imagination."
These pages have been created to
be a fun place for an escape from
an all too grim and difficult "real"
world for a few moments, a "fantasyland"
taking one back to childhood dreams
and playtimes. They are meant to
bring pleasure and entertainment to all ages .
For those of you who choose to
embark on your journey through
the Realm Of Enchantment, close
your eyes, use your imagination,
dare to dream, and above all else. enjoy!
Besides, where is it written that they don't exist!
...giggle....
Okay we need to get on with the show..
This is where I will introduce someone
that if you have visited the our Realm
already know.. But she insists on a
formal introduction..
Please say hello to my personal fairy
and companion Miss Maizy Mildew!
(Please- - - Compliment her new out-fits!)
It is that Fairy Pinching business I was
talking to you about earlier.. Please..
Hello humans.. Maizy Mildew here..
Just to say hello and lay down some very
ground rules while your here in the Realm.
First and upmost, stay together!
We can't and will not be held resposible
for you if you happen to meet one
of our inhabitants and you ... ur..
hum.. well let's just say that your
new diet after the encounter might
be flies and other flying things........
Second- Everyone knows that I am
a very patient and loivng little fairie.
"I HEARD THAT SNICKERING!"...
Anyway, even a gentle and kind fairie
has a breaking point.. Mine is unruley
children... Yes! you there, I am talking
to you.. Son don't try me, you have
been here too many times, I am 325
years old but there is nothing wrong
with my memory! Two Words!....
FAIRIE PINCHES!
Third and last watch your step our
little fae are shy and will hide from you
until they are sure you pose no threat
to them.. Oh yeah, we also have
"Bovine Fairies!"..giggle..giggle.
That can be a sticky wickit, not to
mention smelly..
Excue me? What are Bovine Fairies?
You humans call them "Cows"..
Not the brightest crayon in the box
are you honey?...
OKay let's get started..
Just follow the Portal to Enter the
Cottage's Fairie Adoption Realm..
